thedoormann:

adulthood is just doing laundry and going to the grocery store

thicchighness:

Sex before marriage is a sin. Unless you do it doggystyle, cause all dogs go to heaven.

Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

rilianedautriche:

compilation of texts my mom has sent me when my cat is wailing outside my room and i haven’t opened the door for her yet

crazy-brazilian:

quickteleport:

snakeeatery:

i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that’s what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it

cardassian-tails:

cinematographers need to stop being so afraid of lighting. like i get it your movie is grim and serious, but i promise it would be even more grim and serious if i could actually see what was happening

pityboy:

pityboy:

my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don’t want to do them

i am suffering academically

guerrillatech:

neotrances:

i cant fucking take it anymore. (standing perfectly still, is not visibly stressed, appears normal)

shaelit:

I can’t stop thinking about this.

evilnicegirl:

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy